A picture is worth a thousand words. In this case, this photo of fashion designer Donatella Versace arriving in São Paulo, Brazil on Tuesday is worth a million.
So let’s highlight the most interesting bits, shall we?
1. Did she apply too much moisturizer? Is she just sweaty? Is it a mixture of both?
We’re not sure, but we feel moved to buy her a lifetime supply of oil absorbing sheets. Any brand will do.
2. Her matching skin color and hair hue.
Where does her hairline even begin? Just sayin’.
3. Oh, and her matching brows.
Perhaps that’s why Kim Kardashian was inspired to bleach her own.
4. The duck face.
Basic biddies, step aside. Learn from the master.
5. HER EARLOBES.
MAKE. IT. STOP.
6. The people in the background, who should be looking for their clients, but have frozen in time because they can’t believe they’re actually witnessing such a mystical presence.
We’re with you, folks.