Uber, you’ve got a big storm coming! On Nov. 19, everyone’s favorite DIY queen Martha Stewart took to Instagram to roast the ridesharing company after experiencing a not-so-great first trip.  

“My very first Uber! I ordered the most expensive version to pick me up on Fifth Avenue and 57th street in front of Tiffany’s,” the 77-year-old began. OK, before we continue, of course she was at Tiffany’s. LOL. “The first Uber did not show up. The second Uber came ten minutes later and parked halfway down 57th street where I could not see the license plate,” Martha continued, very obviously agitated.

“Then, we were facing east when I had to go west and south. [It] took twenty minutes to face southwest, etc., etc. It only took a bit more than one hour,” she quipped. Lastly, Martha delivered her final blow: “On top of it all the car was a mess inside and out!!!!!!!! And I want Uber to succeed!” Damn, girl. Tell ’em how you really feel.

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As much as we’re obsessed with Martha’s sassiness, the comment section is where the hardcore roasting really went down. For starters, hundreds (and we mean, hundreds) of Martha’s followers started tagging competing ridesharing company Lyft. If that’s not the most 2018 to ever happen, we don’t know what is.

Others proceeded to just straight-up shame Uber for somehow managing to upset Martha freakin’ Stewart. Like, come on, the woman is practically the universal standard of the perfect homemaker — how dare they disappoint her. “Of all the people to disappoint… do better, Uber,” one user commented. “You deserve so much better, sis! This is ridiculous,” added another.

At this time, Uber has yet to comment on Martha’s experience. TBH, they owe her a big ol’ apology — perhaps in the form of a tasteful fruit basket. We’re sure they can go on her website for some advice on that.