Could We Be More Nostalgic? Look Back at the Most Memorable Quotes From ‘Friends’

Rachel

“I’m gonna go get one of those job things.” — When runaway bride Rachel realizes she needs to support herself for the first time in her life.

“Just so you know, it’s not that common, it doesn’t happen to every guy, and it is a big deal!” — Referencing sexual difficulty during her blowout fight with Ross over his straying.

“I got off the plane.” — To Ross, after finally deciding, during the series finale, to be with him instead of moving to Paris.

Monica

“Now, everybody knows the basic erogenous zones. You got one, two, three, four, five, six and seven. OK, now most guys will hit one, two, three and then go to seven and set up camp. You want to hit ’em all and you wanna mix ’em up. You gotta keep ’em on their toes. You could start out with a little one. A two. A one, two, three. A three. A five. A four. A three, two. Two. A two, four, six. Two, four, six. Four. Two. Two. Four, seven! Five, seven! Six, seven! Seven! Seven! Seven! Seven! Seven! Seven! Seven! Seven! Seven!” — Giving sex tips to Chandler.

“Guys can fake it? Unbelievable! The one thing that’s ours!” — To Chandler, when he reveals he’s faked an orgasm before.

“Not just health department clean. Monica clean.”— To Chandler, about the spotless kitchen at her new job.

Phoebe

“Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you? Smelly cat, smelly cat, it’s not your fault.” — Singing her msot memorable song.

“She’s your lobster. C’mon, you guys. It’s a known fact that lobsters fall in love and mate for life.
You can actually see
old lobster couples, walking around their tank, you know, holding claws.” — Telling Ross that Rachel is the one for him.

“This is brand new information!” — As she and Joey pretend they don’t already know Rachel is pregnant when she springs the big news.

Ross

“You’re over me? When were you under me?”— After a drunk Rachel leaves a message revealing she has feelings for him.

“We were on a break!” — To Rachel, explaining why he had an affair when he mistakenly thought she was cheating.

“Pivot!” — To Rachel and Chandler, when they try to bring his new couch up the apartment building stairs.

Joey

“How you doin’?!” — To every attractive woman.

“If he doesn’t like you, this is all a moo point. Yeah, it’s like a cow’s opinion. It just doesn’t matter. It’s moo.” — Mistaking the word “moo” for “moot.”

“You waited too long to make your move, and now you’re in the Friend Zone.” — On why Ross and Rachel will never be together.

“Here come the meat sweats.” — To the friends, after polishing off the Thanksgiving turkey.

Chandler

“Could I be… any more…” — His go-to catchphrase to emphasize anything he feels extreme about.

“I am not blah, I am a hoot!” — Getting offended when learns Joey’s date thinks he’s dull.

“Oh yeah, gym member. I try to go four times a week, but I’ve missed the last 1,200 times.” — To Monica when she discovers he belongs to a gym.