Disclaimer: You may need to grab a condom just reading this article. OK, that’s a little dramatic, but still, Angelina Pivarnick‘s hookup history with her male roomies on Jersey Shore is nothing if not messy. So messy, in fact, that most fans can’t even remember when they all went down or, er, up. 

Take Vinny Guadagnino, for example. Ang and Vinny hated each other! TBH, they still do. Hell, he once called her the Rob Kardashian of Staten Island. How is it then that they ended up having sex?! Well, as it turns out, disdain is a more powerful aphrodisiac than oysters. 

When Did Angelina and Vinny hook up? 


Many moons ago during Season 2, Episode 8 of the original Jersey Shore, Angelina and Vinny were on their way home from the club (yes, in a cab) when all of a sudden… they started eating each other’s faces. Now, normally seeing something like that on reality TV is par for the course. However, in the episode prior, Vinny and Ang had a blowout fight. No one thought they could be in the same room together, let alone have sex. 

The next morning, they both choked it up to drunk antics — that would eventually be made public to the entire world. “I was drunk, that’s about it,” Angelina shrugged the next day. “You do stupid things when you’re drunk.” 

When did Angelina and Mike hook up? 

Unlike Angelina’s hookup with Vinny, her hookup with Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino never made it to national television. It happened sometime during their filming hiatus and sadly, there are no embarrassing still shots from MTV to share. However, what we do know is that Ang considers him her “number three” when ranking all of the guys in bed. Check it out in the video above!

When did Angelina hook up with Pauly?


(Photo Caption: MTV)

Sigh. Once again, the MTV cameras failed to capture Angelina’s sexcapades with Paul “DJ Pauly D” DelVecchio. However, we know for a fact that it happened. How? Well, back in 2010 Pauly dished to Us Weekly about the exchange. “I don’t brag about it,” he told the publication. “It happened. It was a while ago. On to the next one — that’s how I am.” Ouch. 

He also followed up with: “To find the right one, you have to through a lot of the wrong ones, so that’s what I’m doing right now.” That’s an even bigger ouch, especially since Angelina referred to the designated prank war champion as the “nicest and hottest” of all the guys in the house. 

Love her or hate her, Angelina is an absolute G. She owns her sexuality, she doesn’t apologize for it, and she’s moved on to find real love… not just with some reality TV guidos. No offense, guys.