Well, that was awkward.
On the first half of the two-night Bachelorette special, resident bad boy Chad Johnson finds himself at the center of every single issue in the house. It's crystal clear that he has no desire to make friends while competing for JoJo Fletcher's heart, but he isn't even kind of trying to put on a front.
Things really went south during the group date, where the guys headed to some sort of bizarre stand up comedy show and were forced to talk about their previous awkward sexual encounters on stage. First thing's first, are we the only ones who thought the girl "orgasming" on stage was actually choking? Yeah, about that ...
Chad and Evan. (Photo Credit: ABC)
Anyway, Chad didn't end up opening up about about any of his previous sexual encounters, mostly because JoJo hasn't "earned" that right to know about his past. So instead, he simply invited JoJo on stage with him and attempted to plant one right on her which resulted in the most awkward cheek kiss in Bachelorette history. But still, he somehow made it look cool. Sigh.
Meanwhile, Evan took it upon himself to use his time on stage to take a few jabs at his arch nemesis. While using his knowledge for Erectile Dysfunction, Evan goes on a rant about steroid use — and even steroid overdosing — and pretty much alludes to the fact that Chad's muscles aren't home grown. Clearly the luxury real estate agent wasn't too happy about Evan's jokes, so he decided to rip his shirt and threaten his life in retaliation.
Somehow Evan ended up nabbing the group date rose, even though, according to Chad, "no woman would ever pick Evan for anything."
While the main drama centered around this feud, here are some other things you should take home from tonight's episode:
The two one-on-one dates went to Chase and James T., who both came home with roses.
ABC has apparently hired security to lurk around in order to prevent any physical altercations in the house. But let's face it, physical altercations = drama = ratings. Who are they trying to fool here?
No deli meat was eaten in this episode, but there was a yam?
Oh, and by the way, JoJo was there, too. She's just ironically not involved in any of the interesting scenes.
Tune in tomorrow to see if Chad actually gets to stick around for another week!
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