TBH Khloé Kardashian’s Baby Bump Seems Like the Ultimate Revenge Body

Khloé reveals her baby bump on Instagram and the world breathes a sigh of relief.

You remember where you were when Khloé confirmed her pregnancy, and how unexpectedly (and kind of shamefully) moved you were reading the announcement on Instagram. "My greatest dream realized," she wrote. "We are having a baby! I had been waiting and wondering but God had a plan all along. He knew what He was doing. I simply had to trust in Him and be patient. I still at times can't believe that our love created life!"

And even though the black-and-white looks totally profesh, Khloe swears that it was an impromptu snap. "Everyone thought this was some strategic picture, but I think we got it done in 20 seconds — and it was just done by us," she shared on her official app.

Ok, but who's taking the picture if both of their hands are on Khloe's stomach…? Whatever.

On its first public outing, Khloé's glittering baby bump was the best Christmas gift of all.

Seriously. While Kylie was giving us above-the-shoulders shots with Travis Scott, Khloé's bump was the gift that kept on giving. For Kris Jenner's annual holiday party she decided to deck it out in head-to-toe tinsel and we were so grateful. "Merry Christmas!! May you sparkle and shine this festive season, may all of your wishes and dreams come true," she wrote on Instagram, adding. "I pray that we all may feel this happiness all year round. God bless you! #BabyBump" Hashtag baby bump, indeed.

Khloe also received a special early Christmas present that night from BFFs Malika Haqq and Khadijah Haqq. "Malika and Khadijah got me the most special gift," she shared on SnapChat. So what was it? An all diamond bracelet that spelled out a single word: "Mommy." Brb, crying.

Khloé celebrated her six-month mark in a sheer black dress, and looked amazing.

Seriously, at six months pregnant, she looks better than we do in a bodycon dress harboring a serious food baby. Which is…only slightly depressing. She also shared a pic of her smooching Tristan simply captioned, "Mom and Dad." It's crazy to think that just a few months earlier, she was a little less than sure that her and her beau were ready to be parents (although, granted, Tristan also has a son, Prince, with ex Jordan Craig).

"I definitely want a family, but I don't feel any pressure," Khloe said back in 2017. "Tristan is a great dad and he definitely wants more children, but we both feel that it will happen when the time is right. We’re still in a new relationship and I love us having time together. Once you have kids, you can’t get back your non-kid years."

Well, no take-backs, Khloé! You're definitely signed up for motherhood now.

She took her baby bump to the Ellen Degeneres Show and topped it off with some serious tresses.

Like for real, look at that power pony, that is some Totally Hair Barbie nonsense right there. "Bigger the hair- smaller the bump," she wrote on Insta. "Lol it's all about proportions! Glam killed it!!!" She does look incredible in her all-white ensemble, but please, Khloé, we know you're not trying to minimize that bump. It's still just barely there, but we see you.

Anyway, during her visit to Ellen, Khloé mused over potential baby names. "I think if it’s a boy I’ll go with Junior — Tristan Jr. Then for a girl, I don’t know where to begin," she revealed at the time. We're definitely not getting a Tristan Junior but as the mama-to-be hinted on Twitter, we could expect another little lady with a K name soon!

Khloé's baby bump continues to grow, and she continues to glow.

Honestly, because Khloé worked so hard on her weight loss, it's understandable that she isn't trying to go overboard and gain a bunch of weight just because she's preggers. "Of course I have cravings and I give into them," she wrote on her website. "But, as always, I do everything in moderation. In general, I'm not someone who wants to eat an entire box of cookies. I just don't eat like that."

But don't think Khloé is feeling at all guilty whenever she chooses to indulge. "During my pregnancy, I'm obviously not beating myself up about what I'm eating at all," she added. Suffice to say she added that she's "excited to get my body back." Well yeah, it's no wonder she's still hitting the gym deep into her pregnancy! Khloé is going to continue to stay fit AF.

And about Khloé's pregnancy mermaid hair, it's not just there to compliment the bump.

Or to hide the bump, as she was suggesting earlier. Apparently, Khloé's not trying to expose her little girl to any chemicals. "I have been Brazilian blow-drying my hair for years because I want straight hair and you always want what you don’t have," KoKo shared with her Snapchat followers. "Now that I’m pregnant I can’t do that, so my curl is slowly coming back. It's always curlier underneath, and I actually like it now." Oh, but those curls still don't come naturally; Khloé's using Ouai Wave Spray by hairstylist friend Jen Atkins. "Jen, because I'm cheap and I don't want to buy this, can you send me some more of this? Please," she added.

While Khloé can definitely afford a bottle of wave spray, we like her curls a lot, too. And honestly, it really seems like Khloé's having fun with them. We mentioned the power pony already, right?

She shared a throwback of her and Kylie both brandishing their bumps.

Khloé looked great! Kylie looks…ok, Kylie looks objectively enormous, right? Like, blah blah blah she was carrying a living being inside her womb and all that, but wow. How did she keep that thing under wraps for so many months? To recap ad nauseum, Kylie didn't formally confirm her pregnancy until that kid was out of her. "My pregnancy was one I chose not to do in front of the world," Kylie shared on Instagram. "I knew for myself I needed to prepare for this role of a lifetime in the most positive, stress-free, and healthy way I knew how… I chose to do it this way for my little life and our happiness." K.

After Kylie shared the arrival of baby Stormi, Khloé posted this pic with a picture of her baby sis. "Congratulations My Sweet Kylie! What a magical ride it's been! I'll miss you bumping along with me," she wrote. "Never in a million years did I think we would do this together but it's been that much more special because of it." Well, at least Khloé was happy.

Of course, Khloé's bump was out loud and proud to celebrate Valentine's Day with mom and dad.

Though there have been cheating rumors along the way, Khloé has insisted that she and Tristan are rock solid. "Having a partner that is equally as excited as you are, and is such a support system, is crucial," she wrote during the initial pregnancy announcement. "Tristan has been an angel to me! This process is trying — physically and mentally — but Tristan has made everything as easy and beautiful as it can be! More than I could have imagined."

Back in the early aughts of the pregnancy, Khloé had to Facetime her boyfriend to tell him the news, and he definitely took it in stride. "Tristan was the one who kept telling me, 'I think you're pregnant,'" Khloé said. "I'm so blessed that Tristan has been beyond supportive! He's helped me overcome any fear or anxiety that I have! He's always so reassuring and confident about everything when it comes to our baby."

Khloé has been upfront about the changes her body is going through, and though it's not always fun, she definitely thinks it's worth it.

"I now have cellulite on my legs! Cute! Cute! 'Pregnancy may make cellulite look worse for a while because the weight that you gain in pregnancy could make it more noticeable,'" she tweeted. "I feel like I've always had cellulite but it's way more prominent at the moment." Aww, Khlo.

But there is a slight upside: Khloé's not earning her tiger stripes. Or at least she wasn't earning any as late as the six-month mark. "So far no stretch marks. So I'm happy about that, the perks of being chubby previously. LOL my tummy knows how to stretch," she continued. "Don't mind me… just growing a human over here!! Still, I almost can't believe it. I know I'm a nerd but I'm just so excited."

And look, Khloé keeps choosing to bedazzle and boast her bump because this is her moment.

Haters have called out her choice to constantly hold onto her belly in her recent pics, and Khloé was not having any of it. The mom-to-be took to Twitter and reminded everyone how long she's been dreaming of having her own baby. "People are very opinionated about my bump," she wrote. "I choose to cradle my bump because it’s MINE. I’ve waited for this VERY short moment for YEARS. I have only months to enjoy this phase in my life, so I will touch my bump and love my bump as often as I choose. Mommy loves you baby!"

We got your back (or your bump?), Khloé! Take this time to shine! It shouldn't be hard with your Times Square New Years Eve ball of a belly. Seriously, just look at it sparkle.

Speaking of having her moment, it's not shocking Khloé breaks out her bump when getting photographed with her sisters.

The two mothers have already got their share of baby headlines, three times over. And though they might get on each others' nerves, that means that the sisters can now all share a sense of motherly solidarity. "When it comes to food, my sister Kim always has my back," she tweeted. "Her and I can chow down at all times. Keeks where you at."

As for getting advice from her siblings and mother, well, she's less open to that. "A lot of it is, you know, unwanted," Khloé admitted. "I don't know if it's the worst, but Kourtney gives a lot of advice and I think it's so sweet, but I don’t want to do some of that stuff, it’s like, 'You can never have a plastic toy ever.' But if someone buys f–king blocks, I’m allowed to have blocks! Let me experience things."

And yes, Khloé let us in her baby shower, her bump shimmering the entire time.

No expense was spared at Khloé's shower which was filled to the brim with multi-tonal pink balloons and pink flower stems hanging from the ceiling, cascading into the center of the room. Little animals sat on top of each plate and a family of elephants made of gorgeous green foliage chilled in the dining room, because why not? Khloé was naturally over the moon about all of the festivities.

"WOW, is truly all I can say," she wrote on Instagram. "They say 'love is in the details', I couldn’t agree more! Look at all the LOVE! From my mommy’s hand written Baby Thompson sign to each and every flower placed. Love was involved! I wish I could post every single picture! I’m still dreaming." And no wonder, the event definitely looked dreamy.

Khloé even took her bump on an international trip, though some people gave a side-eye for traveling so deep into her pregnancy.

Khloé was keen on showing her eight-month bump, which didn't sit well with everyone. Getting on a flight eight months in is definitely frowned upon, but they can chill out. According to the American Congress of Obstetricians and Gynocologists, pregnant women can get on a plane deep until third trimester. It formally gets iffy after the 36-week mark (so like, literally at nine months). Look, we're willing to believe that after everything she went through to have this baby, Khloé knows what's best for her little one.

While in Japan, Khloé teased fans about the gender of the baby, with her vacation ensembles. The reality star was photographed wearing a free-flowing blue coat one day and posting pics of her in a tight pink bodycon skirt the next. Sneaky!

Now Khloé's bump is large and in charge and wearing her bump proudly in ads for her line Good American.

But we remember the exhausting months where Khloé kept her pregnancy under wraps. And hey, it was exhausting for her to keep up that rouse, too. "I can't even believe I hid my bump for as long as I did, lol. It took a few styling sessions, serious strategy and a s–t-ton of courage, but it worked!" Basically, she stocked up on eccentric patterns (they distract the eye) and billowy coats to keep her stomach hidden. "I almost never left home without [a big coat]!" Khloé shared. "So comfy — and zero eyes on the bump."

You know, except from all of us fanatically trying to spot if she was actually pregnant or not. Whatever, it may have taken a while, but she's certainly not hiding her bump now!

And it seems that she's more than ready for her daughter to come into the Earth.

Khloé's child is getting so much love and social media attention while it's still in utero. We think that Khloé has a little bit of extra love, because after multiple rumors that she was expecting a boy (even KoKo believed it) she was told otherwise. To say Khloé was thrilled is an understatement.

"God gives us what we need! His timing is never wrong! my hormones were IN RARE FORM for that news," she tweeted. "I am now so excited my daughter will have forever best friends with Chicago and Stormi!! God is great!!! Thank you Lord for our princess."

Awww. Just like Khloé, we can't wait for the latest member of the Kardashian royal family to get here. Although, yeah, we'll miss the glory days of her glamorous bump.

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