#MommyHumor: Jessica Simpson Jokes About Adding Breast Milk to Her Fashion Line
Clothing, shoes, purses and … breast milk? Jessica Simpson took to Instagram to share some hilarious mommy humor about adding a little bit of “liquid gold” to her fashion line. “I’m starting to think we should add breast milk to the Jessica Simpson Collection,” the proud parent-of-three wrote on Thursday, May 30.
Along with her witty caption, Jessica posted a snapshot of her impressive batch of milk. We’re sorry, is this making you uncomfortable? Deal with it! Babies need nutrients, people. Thankfully, the majority of Jessica’s friends and followers were obsessed with the laugh-out-loud image and chimed in with words of encouragement and well-deserved praise. After all, pumping *that much* milk can’t be easy.
“Damn. Lucky you! I did NOT produce like that,” makeup artist and Real Housewives of New Jersey alum Ashlee Malleo commented. “Hardest kind of work right there!” added Janelle Pierzina, a former Amazing Race star. Beyond fawning over Jessica’s ample, er, production, plenty of people chimed in with reminders that the songstress can give her milk to babies in need.
“You can donate to any NICU for to babies whose mums are not able to breastfeed,” one person wrote. “Awesome!! If you don’t know, when you overproduce there are ways to donate leftovers,” someone echoed. As it stands, Jessica has yet to mention any breast milk donations. However, considering she’s such a kind and sweet soul, we wouldn’t put it past her.
We’re so relieved to see that after a particularly difficult pregnancy — ahem, do you remember those swollen ankles and the time she broke a toilet seat? — with her third child, Birdie Mae, that Jessica is pretty much killing the mommy game. Keep pumping along, lady!
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