The same day Kim Kardashian shocked the world by dying her hair platinum blonde, she stepped out in a truly hideous outfit.
Not a stranger to style misses, the mother-of-one wore the cowgirl-meets-'20s-flapper getup, which is Balmain, to the design house's party during Paris Fashion Week — and it's already hurting our eyes from staring at it too long.
Below, we break down our least favorite parts of the rodeo gone wrong look!
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Gold is one of the least conspicuous colors, so it shouldn't come as a surprise that fame-loving Kim chose NOT to blend in.
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Is the 34-year-old's horse parked around back? Or did we just travel back in time to a '20s burlesque club?
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If the fringe wasn't enough to catch your eye, the heavily embellished semi-shoulder pads should do the trick. Anyone else getting Prince Charming vibes?
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Okay, so technically this isn't part of the outfit, but it does contribute to the whole look and we're just not feeling it. All we see is Draco Malfoy. And he agrees!
So apparently Kanye has a Draco fetish....#muse A photo posted by Tom Felton (@t22felton) on Mar 5, 2015 at 12:10pm PST
So apparently Kanye has a Draco fetish....#muse
A photo posted by Tom Felton (@t22felton) on Mar 5, 2015 at 12:10pm PST
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