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What goes on during The Bachelor — definitely doesn’t stay on The Bachelor!
On last night’s episode, Juan Pablo surprised the girls with a trip to Vietnam – and one contestant got more than she bargained for.
Let’s just say this: the father-of-one shocked viewers when he went into the ocean with Clare at 4 a.m. — something happened that was never explained.
That something is rumored to be sex.
Check out the five reasons why last night’s episode has been the wildest yet:
The Pabster took his 11 girlfriends on a group date riding around in little boats in Vietnam.
However, they weren’t too keen on the fact that Clare got to ride (no, not that kind of riding…at least not yet) alone with him.
Later on in the episode, they had a very odd encounter when she went to his room and asked him if he juan-ted (see what we did there?) to go swimming with her in the middle of the night.
Since Juan is, well, a guy, he said yes.
“The waves were wild. And we got a little too wild, too, because obviously there’s this thing we have that I don’t have with anybody else right now in the house,” said the reality star.
Clare added, “We just went for it. And I don’t regret it. Pure bliss in every way. Hands down, one of the best nights of my life.”
Anyway, Juan ended up feeling bad about what took place since he’s worried about his daughter, Camila, seeing it (note: the kid is freakin’ 4-years-old, so just don’t let her watch it, Pab).
He also felt bad because, you know, he has 10 other GFs!
“Was I fair going with Clare to the ocean? No, I wasn’t fair to the other 10 girls in the house.”
Life is just so hard, Juan.
Clare — you guessed it — ended up crying.
“He was on board with everything,” she said. “It's confusing, and I don't know where we go from here.”
Maybe the bedroom? Just sayin’.
“Cheers to finding love, being loved and making love,” she toasted at the cocktail party. BURRRRN.
It’s safe to say we’ve got quite a lot of animal lovers on this season.
Two ladies in particular made various references to some of the earth’s cutest creatures.
Sharleen: “I need to believe that he sees me as a panda in a room full of brown bears.” HUH?!
Clare: “You know when a baby giraffe is born and they have those wobbly legs? It feels like that, ya know?” This was said about her feelings for Juan. We can only imagine what she thought following the ocean incident.
Clare: “That conversation just blindsided me…do I wanna crawl back in my turtle shell?” This was after he told her what they did was wrong and disrespectful to Camila.
Single mom Renee is a fan favorite on the show, so when she finally got to spend juan-on-juan time with the Juan-inator, everyone (including us) was jumping for joy.
“I really want to kiss this man,” she said over a couple of beers during their river date. “I want to kiss Juan Pablo bad.”
The feeling was mutual for JP, who admitted he wanted to plant one on her in a confessional after giving her the date rose at dinner.
But he was worried about what her 8-year-old son would think.
(Note: the thought about his 4-year-old daughter watching him fondle a girl he’s known for, like, five minutes hasn’t even hit him yet.)
“He’s old enough to understand,” he explained. “‘Mommy, what are you doing? Why are you kissing this guy? Is he gonna be kind of my stepdad?’”
“I want to take my time tonight. So tonight — not gonna happen.”
(Note: why does he think it’s okay for little kids to tune in and watch this show?!)
But it did happen.
She took him aside at the cocktail party later that evening, and told him that her son knows all about the show — basically, she really just wanted this freakin’ guy to kiss her.
She got her wish — a passionate, romantic smooch. Seriously, it was like watching a rom-com with Kate Hudson and Matthew McConaughey.
Her reaction? “Oh my God, Oh my God, Oh my God!”
(She probably had the same reaction when he kissed five other girls after her.)
The Bachelor Nation blew up the Twittersphere when Danielle spoke last night.
Multiple fans pointed out it was the first time they ever heard her speak for more than five seconds.
She got an actual moment with the camera, which flashed her name and occupation: psychiatric nurse.
(They harp so much on Nikki being a nurse, who knew she had some competition in the field?)
Obviously, she was out – but girl is strong and doesn’t need JP, because she didn’t even shed a tear.
That right there is shocking — she’s probably the only woman in the history of The Bachelor to keep her emotions in check.
Our hunky dude couldn’t hold back tears as he revealed to the 11 remaining ladies that three — not two — would be getting the boot.
“I hate this,” he said when they started leaving.
By the end of the rose ceremony, Alli, Danielle and Kelly were sent packing.
(Note: he was probably also so emotional coming off his chat with Clare after he regretted making sexy time with her.)
Sheesh. It’s so tough being in Juany Boy’s shoes!
By Chantal Waldholz / @blondieewood