The second episode of The Bachelor included sex stories, tug of war, Megan Mullally, and Nick Offerman. Oh, and of course, drama. The group date started off with the girls meeting celeb couple Megan and Nick, who have been married for over 10 years. The hilarious lovebirds explained to the ladies that they would be talking about their first time. Yes, that kind of first time — sorry, Colton. In true “villain” fashion, Demi Burnett told the audience that she gets what she wants and instantly went up to Colton and kissed him in front of everyone. Damn, girl!

“When Demi kissed him, I was just looking at his face, to see if he was enjoying it or not,” Nicole explained. However, the former football player was intrigued and told the blonde beauty that the move was “bold” and he liked it. Then, they shared a ~steamy~ kiss for the second time.

While Demi thought she had the group date rose in the bag, it surprisingly went to Elyse, who formed a strong connection with Colton.

Colton Underwood with the other girls of The Bachelor
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And the first one-on-one went to Hannah B.! Colton took the Alabama native horseback riding and afterward, they got into the hot tub while drinking champagne. Unfortunately, the date was pretty cringe-worthy and didn’t go exactly as planned. “This date hasn’t gone how I expected it to be. I thought it would be this easy, natural flow. If she could open up a little bit, if we can make any type of progress, that will be good,” the 26-year-old said.

Fortunately, things turned around on their dinner date later that night. Hannah bluntly asked Colton why he’s a virgin. “It is something that is serious to me and that I hold a lot of weight into,” he revealed. The two end up kissing and he gives her the rose at the end of the night.

For the second group date, the contestants head to day camp, where the counselor is none other than Billy Eichner! The women are divided up into two teams, where they compete for his love. There’s a catch though — whichever team wins gets to have a slumber party with the handsome hunk. Ooo la la!

Billy Eichner with Colton Underwood on the show
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The red team wins and gets to have some deep conversations with the Indiana native by the campfire. Hannah Martin has been dying to tell Colton that not only is she a virgin too, but she hasn’t even kissed anyone. “Trust me, I have been on the other side,” Colton reassured her. Even though the girls sleep on the campgrounds, the reality star does not join them.

It’s finally time for the cocktail party, where Demi stirred the pot, yet again. The Texas native brought Colton upstairs, where she gave her man a massage. However, Tracy Shapoff got upset that Demi stole Colton from her. “Tracy is wasting her time up there crying in a room,” Demi confessed.

Welp, not all is fair in love and reality TV, as some women had to be sent home. During the second rose ceremony on Jan. 14, Annie Reardon, Alex Blumberg, Angelique Sherman, and Erika Mcnutt were eliminated. 

So, can next Monday get here faster, please?

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