We won't ask why someone has a pet ferret with some type of bright green accessory around its waist, or why said ferret thinks he's Superman.
What we do know is, this video of said ferret attempting that jump is hilariously epic!
SPOILER ALERT: The poor guy doesn't make it, which we're sure you knew already. But watch the video for his hilarious attempt .
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