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When most people say they've ridden dolphins, they don't usually mean like this!
A man claims he had sex with one named Dolly at a Sarasota, Fla., theme park after the animal made advances towards him.
Malcolm Brenner today. (Photo Credit: YouTube/Coffee & Celluloid)
"I started rubbing her along her back, working my way to her flukes – her tail," Malcolm Brenner, now 63, states in the new documentary, 'Dolphin Lover.'
"And as I was rubbing her and moving my hand towards her tail, Dolly was slowly rolling around her long axis." The film includes a graphic animation of what it looks like to have sex with a dolphin, just in case you're totally baffled (and grossed out) like we are.
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During their year-long affair, which took place in 1971, Brenner explains that Dolly "announced her intentions to me by positioning herself so I was rubbing against her.
"At first I discouraged her, I wasn't interested. After some time I thought 'If this was a woman would I come up with these rationalizations and excuses?'"
Brenner with Dolly in 1971. (Photo Credit: YouTube/Coffee & Celluloid)
Nine months after they met, Dolly was moved to a different location. She died a short time later and Brenner believes she committed suicide.
"I called it a relationship because that's what it was," he says. "When she died it made me feel terrible and I fell into a depression which lasted five years."
In case you're wondering, Brenner was never charged with beastiality because it wasn't outlawed in Florida until 2011. Why it took so long, we'll never know.
Watch the teaser trailer for the documentary below:
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